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Joke of the Day

"Just saw a commercial for weight gainer pills. Have the people with this ""problem"" not heard of pizza and alcohol?"

"How many surrealist does it take to change a lightbulb? Fish"

"About a year ago I told my friend there's plenty of fish in the sea. Last I heard he is still sitting there holding his rod."

"Why has /r/jokes won an environmental award? Everything gets recycled."

"My wife and I decided to have kids... ...for lunch. Fried children are yummy."

"The date was going great until she spooked me and then I squirted her with ink and quickly swam away"

"So I just listened to Kanye's album... Dafuq?"

"What does Patrick Stewart say during tantric sex? ""Make it slow."""

"Best Porn movie title ever Q:What do you call a Czechoslovakian gay porn movie? A:Czech is in the male. yeah..... As a bonus: This is actually a real movie. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1091755/"

"I don't believe in Bigfoot; because he never believed in me. I'd scan the crowd at my ballet recitals, and always see that one empty seat."