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Joke of the Day

"*Looking in the mirror* Fix hair. Check teeth. Fix hair. Check butt. Fix hair. Side check. Suck in. Side check. Fix hair. *Sighs* walks..."

"How does a Mexican wrestler enter a room? Through the Lucha-door."

"Mattel is launching a new Twitter Barbie. She looks like a stunning hot blonde on the package but is an old fat guy when you open the box"

"Your momma's so fat That when she goes to church people say: Holy Cow!"

"I'd tell you a joke about thorium... But it would be quite shocking."

"What's the hardest part about roller blading? Telling your parents that you're gay."

"I saw that Caitlin Jenner was missing... On the side of a half-and-half carton"

"A prison inmate walks into a bar."

"How is food purchased an an Irish grocery? You buy it per-tater"

"How does an Australian clean is bum? Bidet, mate."