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Joke of the Day

"If running on a treadmill was the only way to recharge our phones we would be the healthiest mofos on the planet."

"What's another term for anal bleaching? Changing your ringtone"

"A kiss can make your day Anal can make your hole weak"

"*Prosecution points to badger*: Objection! This animal has no place in court! Defense: Your honor, the badger is prosecuting the witness"

"Doc, I've got a problem... ...every morning at 8 sharp i poop... Doc: How is that a problem? Guy: ...I wake up at 9..."

"(Season 4 spoilers ) Why did a cock named Oberyn Martell kill the KFC cook? ""You raped her! ! You murdered her! ! You killed her children! !"

"Did you hear about the chameleon that couldn't change color? He had reptile dysfunction."

"Why are camels referred to as ""the ships of the desert"" ? They are full of Iranian seman"

"I think what irritates me most about Katy Perry is that I thought she was a Zooey Deschanel SNL character until about 2 months ago."

"How does Donald Trump plan to get rid of the mexicans? Juan by Juan"