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Joke of the Day

"How is food purchased an an Irish grocery? You buy it per-tater"

"its all fun and games until someone loses an I?. then we cant play scrabble anymor"

"My iPhone could say that I have a voicemail from God and I still wouldn't listen to it."

"What's the speed limit of sex? 68... any faster and you'll eat it."

"Why did TEN die because he was in the middle of 9/11"

"im the funny guy that shouts ""remix!"" every time a cd skips, buy my stand up comedy digital download online at my web site"

"They call me the Titanic because I once went down on a bunch of Irish peasants"

"So two chocolate rabbits were talking to each other... ... One of them had a bite out of his butt and the other with a bite on his ears. So one rabbit says, ""My butt hurts"" and the other says ""What?"""

"did u hear about the crow that landed a job? he works in a caw center. he's winging it for now but it might take off"

"I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant But apparently it just changes the colour of the baby EDIT: Holy shit my first front page! Also RIP inbox"