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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a rude god? Assholy."
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"Sometimes the most spiritual thing you can do is go to bed."
"'You boy !' called a policeman.' Can you help ? We're looking for a man with a huge red nose called Cotters......' 'Really ?' said the boy. 'What're his ears called ?'"
"I went to the hairdresser and she asked how I'd like my hair cut. In silence."
"Elsa My daughter just told me this before bed. Why is Elsa not allowed a balloon? Because she'll let it goooo"
"Bohemian Rhapsody should be an official unit of measure. ""I can shower in 1 Bohemian Rhapsody."" ""Ran a 5K in under 6 Bohemian Rhapsodies."""
"What kind of beer does a cow brew? Heifer-weizen."
"If a deaf person gets arrested Does the officer still have to read them their rights?"
"The other day, I went to www.conjunctivitis.com ... Now *that's* a site for sore eyes..."
"[Crossword] 7 across) Person you work with, 9 letters COWORKER 21 down) Person you hate, 9 letters COWORKER"