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Joke of the Day
"The other day, I went to www.conjunctivitis.com ... Now *that's* a site for sore eyes..."
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"How to use eyeliner: 1. Draw a thin line on your top & bottom eyelids 2. Oops too thick, try to even them out 3. Colour your whole face in"
"I tried going outside today as a gamer Holy shit 4K RES and 120 FPS. Best quality ever. 10/10 will play again."
"What's Scotland's BIGGEST cause of depression? Lonely ness."
"*moves heaven & earth for her* *moves more left *more left *little right *little more right *moves heaven & earth back to original spot*"
"How do you insult an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it is from."
"what do you call a cow that's recently given birth? Decaffinated"
"*Batman happily approaches Batmobile* Wife: Forget it, Bruce! We have two car seats & need to go to Costco. *Defeatedly gets in Batvan*"
"If you're ever in a room where a doll should happen to come to life it would be prudent to leave that room"
"I don't get why people say ""They were busting their ass""? Wasn't it already cracked to begin with?"