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Joke of the Day

"Bohemian Rhapsody should be an official unit of measure. ""I can shower in 1 Bohemian Rhapsody."" ""Ran a 5K in under 6 Bohemian Rhapsodies."""

"In democracy, it's your vote that counts. In feudalism, it's your count that votes."

"""To be and not to be"" ~ Schrodinger's Hamlet"

"If a magnifying glass ever got into a fight.... ...It would be easily intimidated."

"What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs? Two chickens and a goat."

"Why do pedophiles have social anxiety? Because they have a hard time fitting in"

"Man I ran so fast from the Italian lesbian, but the dichotomy."

"What do the twin towers and genders have in common? There used to be two and now its too offensive to talk about."

"still waiting for a Discovery Channel ""How It's Made"" episode on babies. otherwise i fear i'll never figure it out"

"I once dated a girl with twelve nipples Sounds weird, dozentit?"