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Joke of the Day

"Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear."

"Apparently O.J. Simpson is getting remarried He decided to take another stab at it"

"What happens when Batman sees Catwoman? The Dark Knight Rises"

"Who was the least funny U.S. President? FDR. His standup could use some work."

"So what if I can t spell Armageddan It s not the end of the world."

" Why did the snowman smile? Because the snowblower is coming."

"Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!"

"Seems like most rioting in the world happens in the countries with the least bacon."

"How can you tell when you're in a ring of fire? When you reach for the Preparation H and accidentally grab the Ben-Gay"

"He who goes to bed with itchy butt Wakes with smelly finger . -dad"