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Joke of the Day
"What do test tube babies do on mothers day and father's day? They cry"
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"{marriage counseling} I guess it all started when I saw him put the toothpaste on before the water... *therapist scribbles furiously*"
"The best place to have a third nipple is on the palm of your hand so when you shake hands with someone you can sue for sexual harassment."
"Only a woman can make you a millionaire if you are a billionaire."
"What's the biggest joke of all time? My life. My entire goddamned life."
"I dated a really multicultural girl First she gave me a French kiss. Then she gave me an Australian kiss. I thought I'd show her I'm cultured too, so I gave her a Glasgow kiss."
"""To serve and protect."""
"Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school? He was Russian."
"What did the tranny say to their surgeon ? Keep the change"
"I wish we were Irish Daughter: I wish we were Irish, so we could have more fun on St. Patrick's Day Me: Irish you were a Beer"