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Joke of the Day
"What's better than roses on a piano? Tulips on your organ"
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"How to make friends: Put your clothes on backwards so people don't notice you walking up to them."
"What do you call Irish fruit punch? A barfight in a gaybar"
"So a fisherman is having an argument with a stain on his shirt.. And the stain says ""I'm fish jizz, thank you."" And the fisherman replies ""No, you're whale-cum"""
"*clears throat and reads from the ancient parchment* i love big tittys"
"What do you call a large gay man who wears dentures? A gummy bear"
"with great power comes great electricity bills"
"what do you call a whale that mates constantly? your girlfreind"
"5: ""I went to Banana Land. The bananas danced & had flowers & tiny pandas on their heads."" Me: ""I'll have whatever that kid's having."""
"What do you do if you see a space man? (my favorite one liner ever) you park your car in it, man"