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Joke of the Day
"What's better than roses on a piano? Tulips on your organ"
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"Why do hunters make better lovers? - They penetrate deep into the bush... - They shoot at least twice... - They eat what they shoot..."
"Dicks and vaginas are kind of like Coke and Pepsi I strongly prefer one, but my dad thinks they taste the same"
"I have but two words to describe Avogadro's Number Holy moley!"
"On a cold, late December day... ... the wall calendar looked across the room at the advent calendar and said: ""It looks like our days are numbered, pal""."
"Cow Joke What do cows watch in the theaters? moovie"
"I'LL TAKE TEN OF YOUR FINEST MIDGETS! THEY MUST BE CLEVER CONVERSATIONALISTS & KNOW HOW TO PARTY. ... ""...Ma'am, this is a preschool..."""
"Which bounty hunter specializes in tracking elves? Jingle Fett"
"Why do Christians like Swiss cheese? It's holey."
"The internet is an amazing thing. One minute I'm at work looking up random pages, passing the time, the next minute I'm at home looking for a new job."