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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a herd of masturbating cattle? Beef Strokenoff!"
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"New Facebook technology can identify faces with 97.25% accuracy, and then ask you if you want to tag that statue in the background."
"Bill Clinton: ""I sure hope Hillary gets better interns than I did..."" ""All of mine sucked"""
"If she high-five you after sex...marry her on the spot."
"I'm starting a new sport where people race on sea horses. I call it, ""Aquastrianism."""
"What does a libertarian apparition say to the cops? ""Am I free to ghost?"""
"My friend hasn't spoken to me since I accused him of stealing some wooden panels. I think he took a fence."
"Would a transformer buy life insurance or car insurance?"
"I have good news and bad news. The good news is that I slept with a coworker. The bad news is I work at the Dollar Store."
"I suck in my stomach when I weigh myself like my scale will be all ""oh she's much thinner than I thought, I'll adjust the numbers."""