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Joke of the Day
"I have a relative who died in a concentration camp.... He fell off the guard tower."
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"jokes don't kill people, people who don't get jokes kill people."
"Teachers at the pre-school ask why I'm in a good mood in the morning... I'm like, ""Duh...did you not see me just leave my kids with you?"""