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Joke of the Day
"I put my grandma on speed dial. Instagram is a thing, right?"
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"Netflix should double as a dating site and be like ""here are 9 other singles in your area that watched LOST for the past 11 hours."""
"What colour socks does a bear wear? They don't they have ""bare"" feet."
"How do you ruin a joke? Screw it up. How do you ruin a joke? Screw it up again."
"Who are the fastest readers in the world? 9/11 Jumpers. They went 79 stories in 10 seconds."
"I asked my friend what he does for a living. He said, ""I cut the arse off a cow and cook it."" At least he's making ends meet."
"Girl: ""How do I look today?"" Bruno Mars: ""When I see your faceeee"" Girl: ""Ok ok I get it."""
"How does a Russian bomb explode? Kaboomshki"
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"Who's the roundest knight at King Arthur's Table? Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi."