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Joke of the Day

"What's Irish and sits out in the rain? Paddy o' Furniture"

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"If you are Bipolar... ...does it means that you can claim that you are from the North and the South Poles ?"
"""IT'S A BOY"" I shouted... With tears rolling down my face, I shouted out loud. ""I DON'T BELIEVE IT. A BOY!"" It was at that moment I decided never to visit Thailand again."
"Confucius say... Man who walks everyday barefoot will have a tough sole"
"My wife made me coffee this morning & winked at me when she handed me the cup. I've never been more scared of a drink in all of my life."
"What do Santa's little helpers learn in school? The Elfabet!"
"Guy: I don't deserve you. Girl: Awwwww...you're so sweet... Guy: I don't mean that in a good way."
"I like to tell self-referential jokes. Like this one"
"This girl with a yeast infection walks into a bar She sits down to order a drink and the bartender walks over and says "" what's with the sour puss? """
"""Talent imitates, but genius steals."" bilbous."