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Joke of the Day

"This girl with a yeast infection walks into a bar She sits down to order a drink and the bartender walks over and says "" what's with the sour puss? """

"What did one statue say to the other statue he hadn't seen in a while? ""Statue bro?"""

"You agree to sound convincing when you lie about changing and I agree to believe you. Formalities over, let's get this relationship started."

"Why don't birds ever wear underwear? Because their pecker is on their head."

"How do you know you let a hippie stay at your house? He's still there."

"smdh at dollhouses without stairs between the different floors. Hows that going to work, dumb-ass."

"A cabbage and a carrot get into a race, who wins? The cabbage, it's a head"

"My house got broken into the other night... The thief didn't take anything, he just left a note. All it said was 'get better stuff.'"

"How is being a middle manager like being stuck in a tree full of monkeys? Whenever you look down, all you see is grinning faces. Whenever you look up, all you see is assholes."

"For me, racism is the same as masturbating. I don't approve of it, but I'm pretty damn good at it. (Credits to Ronald Goedemondt)"