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Joke of the Day

"""IT'S A BOY"" I shouted... With tears rolling down my face, I shouted out loud. ""I DON'T BELIEVE IT. A BOY!"" It was at that moment I decided never to visit Thailand again."

"What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She gagged"

"What's the difference between a gun and a radical feminist? A gun only has one trigger."

"I just watched a movie where a serial killer murders people then cooks their dead bodies... It was a heartwarming story from start to finish"

"""Welcome to money management. Have you all paid your $200 entrance fee?"" ""Yes"" ""Excellent, never give money to strangers. Class dismissed"""

"A man goes to the library... and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says, ""Fuck off, you won't bring it back."""

"I normally don't get a boner at Burger King But when I do, its a whopper."

"A man enters his house with a duck under his arm and says ""See, this is the pig I've been screwing"". ""What do you mean? That's not a pig."" his wife replies. ""I wasn't talking to you""."

"Their wedding went off without a hitch... ...which was a problem in itself!"

"My wife and I were very happy for 20 years..... But then we met."