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Joke of the Day
"Confucius say... Man who walks everyday barefoot will have a tough sole"
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"How do you draw a scatter plot? You give the pen to michel j fox"
"NSFW - What's the worst thing to hear.... What's the *worst* thing to hear after blowing Willie Nelson? ""I'm not Willie Nelson."""
"To find out your cat name, pick any name at random and refuse to answer to it."
"Why cant witches get pregnant? Because ghosts have hollow-weenies! Happy halloween :)"
"5-year-old: I can't finish my lunch. I don't feel good. Me: OK, then no ice cream. 5-year-old: I'm sick, not dead."
"Best pickup line that should not fail. Guy: Wanna have great sex. Girl: No. Guy: Great, let's go then."
"What's the difference between a slice of toast and an Iraqi..? You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast"
"Why did the vampire enjoy ballroom dancing? He could really get into the vaultz."
"Why can't motorcycles go faster? They're two tired."