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Joke of the Day

"A photon walks into a hotel. The desk clerk says, ""Welcome to our hotel. Can we help you with your luggage?"" The photon says, ""No thanks, I'm traveling light."" Edit: Yaaaaay front page of jokes."

"Why did Mozart hate chickens? Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!"

"Knock knock Who's there? I eat mipe"

"What's the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping Tom? A pick pocket only snatches people's watches. Credit Sanford and Son Edit: Statches"

"Driving isn't about making the moves you want, it's about preventing others from making the moves they want."

"Want a pudding pop? I don't give a fuck if you want it or not. Stop crying. You're gonna take this motherfucking pudding pop."

"If you've had your name called over the PA system at a grocery store, you're now famous enough to compete on Dancing with the Stars."

"So archaeologists found another Dead Sea Scroll... They opened it up, and read: GENESIS 1:0 ""Before the beginning, there was Chuck Norris. And Chuck Norris said, 'Let there be God.'"""

"I've eaten so many cheeseburgers, my hula hoop is just a fancy waist bracelet."

"Why do lawyers like women with large tits and tight pussies? Because they have big mouths and little dicks."