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Joke of the Day

"What does Popeye use to toss his salad? Olive Oil."

"Your ex is posting passive-aggressive spiritual memes again"

"the only reason Santa is always joyful is because he know where all the naughty girls live"

"I want minions for Christmas."

"WIFE:The pinata is in the tree out back ME:Huh? I sent the kids to the one in front W:What one in front? *angry bees are just everywhere*"

"I bet you 80908429702979720947290472390749270 ... That you didn't read that number :)"

"Me: NO! Him: What? I haven't even said anything Me: Oh, you looked like you were about to"

"How many tax auditors does it take to find a $1.00 mistake in an expense report? Three. One to find the mistake and two to discuss the significance of it."

"Going to keep letting animals bite me until I get super powers."

"What do you call an expensive circumcision? A bloody rip-off"