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Joke of the Day
"*sees happy person* Can u stop that"
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"Never trust a tree. They're shady as fuck."
"Divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter, and what do you get? Pumpkin pi."
"So Halloween is fast approaching... Where I can get one of those cool Guy Fieri masks that all the anarchists are wearing?"
"I dig my own Grave. Adds Inter-ior designer to Resume."
"Best way to get a girl to come home with you is to tell her you own 3 lava lamps seriously what girl wouldn't want to see 3 lava lamps"
"You are so ugly, when people see you.. ..staring at yourself in the mirror for a long time , they don't think you are a narcissist but automatically assume you have Body dysmorphic disorder.."
"Q: What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin? A: You get light music."
"I don't trust any person who hasn't memorized the fuck out of Bohemian Rhapsody."
"[Crime scene] Detective: the victim was high af when he died.. you could say it was *takes off sunglasses* D: blunt force trauma"