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Joke of the Day
"When my wife asked me to stop being a flamingo... I had to put my foot down."
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"What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead gorilla? There aren't any dead babies at the Cincinnati Zoo."
"The secret to having all of your dreams come true is to keep changing your dreams to something that's just about to happen anyway."
"Sunbathing on the beach, the wife came up to me asked what I thought of her flip flops? Bloody horrible I said ""Put your bikini top back on"""
"Why can't a blonde count to 70. Because 69 is a mouthful."
"Do you feel like a glass of carrot juice? Why? Do I look like one?"
"""I think i'm having a heart attack. Quick! Dad, call me a doctor..."" ""You're a Doctor."""
"Did you know that trampolines were originally called jumpolines? Until your mom got on one."
"Damn, girl! Is that a mirror in your pocket?... ...You conceited bitch!"
"Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? .... 'Cause they're ugly and they stink."