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Joke of the Day
"Did you know that trampolines were originally called jumpolines? Until your mom got on one."
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"""It's now or nev"" ME: Never. I choose never."
"[rose from the movie titanic a couple years later sitting on crowded bus] excuse me, can you slide over so I ca- ""NO, there's no room"""
"The countdown to my sister's wedding has begun, a constant reminder that I'm just a unibrow & a showtune away from being Susan Boyle."
"Just got back from seeing a chiropractor that guy cracks me up"
"What stresses fish out the most? Current events."
"The Seven Wonders of the ancient world were: Chuck Norris' left and right hands, his left and right feet, his belly button, his liver, and his beard."
"Creams that smell like fruit play with your brain. Tempted to eat my own leg. Smells like mango, but would probably taste like rare steak."
"I almost took a bite of my friend's sandwich Woops, wrong sub."
"I walked 10 miles today. I knew I shouldn't have let my dad name my dog."