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Joke of the Day
"""I think i'm having a heart attack. Quick! Dad, call me a doctor..."" ""You're a Doctor."""
Next Joke
"A horse walks into a bar and the bartender goes, ""Why the long face?"" So the horse proceeds to rampage around the bar because he's a fucking horse."
"Just in time for Christmas. Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer: Teaching people that it is okay to make people outcasts for being different until that difference benefits someone since 1939."
"Why did Hitler visit the optometrist so much? cause he could nazi"
"a short fortune teller escaped from prison she's now a small medium at large"
"How does Hitler separate his juice? By concentrate."
"ME, HOLDING A MIC TO MY DOG'S MOUTH: who's a good boy DOG: your mom ME: please take this seriously"
"I read an article that said to cheer up as adults, we should embrace things we loved as kids. So, when I am sad I hide in the shower and try to watch the babysitter pee."
"My guardian angel deserves a raise"
"American Pharroah walks into a bar... The bartender says "" i'm not even going to ask..."""