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Joke of the Day

"The secret to having all of your dreams come true is to keep changing your dreams to something that's just about to happen anyway."

"When you're dead, you have no idea you're dead. It's only difficult for other people..... Much the same as when you're stupid....."

"Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? Because they always steal all of the green cards."

"What does it mean when you sit next to an elderly woman on the bus and she shakes her head and makes the sign of the cross?"

"What did the Grateful Dead fan say when he ran out of pot? What's that noise?"

"I accidentally planted some marijuana seeds on my farm It's all gone to pot"

"Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?"

"How much do pirates pay to get an earring? A Buccaneer."

"Add 5 years onto your age That's how old you'll be in 5 years."

"What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort? A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!"