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Joke of the Day

"Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? .... 'Cause they're ugly and they stink."

"Acorns must come from France. That would explain the tiny berets."

"When choosing a new password.... I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves."

"Anytime you see a young man open a car door for his girlfriend either the car is new or the girlfriend is."

"Statistics say that 60% of women take medication for mental illness, Which means 40% aren't taking their medication."

"Whats a bros favorite mexican food. Carne asuhdude"

"Breaking: It's snowing where some people live and not snowing where other people live. More about this in 10 minutes on Facebook News."

"How do you know if a black person used your TV? It's not there anymore."

"What's the worst aspect about Calculus teachers? They always go off on tangents in class."

"I'm a dad. Here's my joke: Why would Bart Simpson never go to a pub? Because there's a BartEnder there."