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Joke of the Day

"[NSFW] What do the Zika Virus and Catholic Priests have in common? They're both giving kids a little head all over Latin America."

"Why does Bernie Sanders hate icebergs? Because only the top 1% can stay above water."

"They take away old people's drivers licenses, but old people wreak much more death & destruction with their email forwards."

"[party in 1939] teen: truth or dare hitler: dare teen: dare you to invade poland hitler: omg no way u guys all the teens: DO IT DO IT"

"What's a rabbits' favorite book? Hop on Pop."

"What is Moby Dicks dad's name? Poppa Boner"

"I got a new fishing boat. I call it the master baiter."

"What do rappers use to write their lyrics? Word,yo."

"The way I deal with my drinking problems is every time I want a drink I go to the gym. They have a bar there."

"Why was the little boy unhappy? Because he had a frog stapled to his face"