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Joke of the Day

"How many short term memory loss patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side.."

"You know what the say about men with big shoes? They have big socks."

"Lets all agree, having your cake and eating it too, is the same damn thing."

"'So where do you work?' 'I work for the World Health Organisation' 'Who?' 'That's right'"

"Butter should re-name itself, ""I Can't Believe It's Not Polysorbate 60, Soy Lecithin, Xanthan Gum and Other Artificial Flavors"""

"A feminist, a fat person and a Hitler walk into a bar... Feminism is bad."

"What's worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing taxis"

"What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? Coach."

"Great opinion from a stupid girl ! Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet."

"UKIP get their jokes from Mock the Week. 'Things you wouldn't hear in a weather forecast', December 2011 ""Tonight, a hurricane will be caused by low pressure and God's hatred of homosexuality..."""