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Joke of the Day
"NEVER date someone that works for your cell phone provider. You're welcome."
Next Joke
"I found a good bread recipe where you don't have to get your hands messy from mixing it The bread was kneadless, to say"
"What do you call an online encyclopedia for DJs? A wiki-wiki-wi-wi-wi-kipedia"
"If you stare at a 6 year old when they're eating a banana split, they hold it real close and eat faster."
"Plastic surgeons don't get along with me. But they bring out the breast in my wife."
"I've said it before and I'll say it again: the Bible is 100% accurate. Especially when thrown at close range."
"I can't believe my computer has the audacity to edit audio"
"Wanna Know SomeThing Funny? My Amount Of Karma."
"You can reduce your weight by one simple exercise of shaking your head horizontally. Do it when you are offered food"
"So the Jamaican said to the Arab.. ""Aye where you from? You from tha beach mon?"" The Arab replied ""Yemen!'"