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Joke of the Day

"Wife: Let's go out and have some fun tonight. Me: Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on."

"What is the appropriate response to a great performance at the Special Olympics? A handiclap"

"I thought chiropractors were a waste of money But I stand corrected."

"Things I hate: lists, Oxford commas, and irony."

"Q. A fireman had two sons. What did he name them? A. Hosea and Hoseb"

"If women want to be treated as equals to men, we're going to need to start seeing a lot more deadbeat moms and manizers."

"What Would Darth Hitler Say to His Son? Look, I am your Fuhrer."

"They say a woman's work is never done. Maybe that's why they get paid less."

"Recycling Adult Toys ""One man's trash is another man's pleasure!"""

"Q: What do you call a tree from Tulsa? A: An oakie."