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Joke of the Day

"What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Dam!"

"I'm beginning to believe that my road worker friend is a kleptomaniac.. So I went to his house to confront him and all the signs were there."

"How many musos does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a pretty obscure number, you've probably never heard of it..."

"I heard Cobras dance to music. I played some Justin Bieber for my pet Cobra and he bit himself and died."

"I thought of pick up line that only works on mexicans. Are you Mexican? Because I wanna get jalapeno."

"I know it shouldn't it make me feel bad about myself, but why didn't a priest ever try to molest ME?"

"FYI: If someone says ""I'm game,"" you can legally shoot them. You should probably check your state and local hunting regulations though."

"What do you call a bee that produces milk? A boob bee."

"I put a lot of basil, parsley, rosemary and thyme in my old Volkswagen Beetle... ..it became herby."

"I Decided To Learn How To Write Clickbait Titles. What I Learned Will Amaze You."