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Joke of the Day

"Why is the blood of christ wine? Because he drank religiously"

"A man walks into an auto parts store and says ""I'd like a rear view mirror for my Yugo."" The man behind the counter thinks about this for a while then says ""Yup seems like a fair trade to me."""

"What do you do if can't change a lightbulb? Ya know what? Just screw it."

"Why is K-pop the best genre of music? It has Seoul."

"What's the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler? Usain Bolt can finish a race"

"What is Miley Cyrus's favorite color? Twerquoise"

"I don't know why beer companies bother with an expiration date... it's never going to make it anywhere near that."

"A son is coming out to his father ""I'm gay"" the son says. ""You aren't thinking straight"" says the dad. And then they laugh and hug, for it was a dad joke."

"I'd rather watch a four hour montage of old Russian men eating soup than have a toddler throw a tantrum in a Target."

"I told a joke to a bunch of guys. They laughed. Now I'm going to prison. For manslaughter."