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Joke of the Day

"What do you do if can't change a lightbulb? Ya know what? Just screw it."

"TIME TO RETIRE Q: WHEN DOES A PROSTITUTE KNOW IT TIME TO RETIRE? A: WHEN SHE CAN NO LONGER HIDE THE STRETCHMARKS AROUND HER LIPS."

"I asked my wife to tell me something that would make me laugh and cry at the same time... Apparently out of all my friends I have the biggest dick."

"i have an iq of 152 so actually its not ""dumb"" that im trapped in this tiny slide for children"

"Yo mama so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh-eating disease, the doctor gave her 10 years to live."

"How do you know statisticians are always serious? They mean what they say."

"Father's day, the most confusing day in the ghetto."

"What's the difference between harass and annoy? I have never had my finger in annoy. Edit: NSFW.. depending where you work, I guess."

"My neighbor knocked on my door at 2am last night. 2 am! Can you believe it? How rude. Luckily I was already awake playing my drums."

"What do you call a black guy who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!"