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Joke of the Day

"What do you do if can't change a lightbulb? Ya know what? Just screw it."

"What did the county Sheriff say about the black man who was shot 15 times? ""Worst case of suicide I've ever seen"""

"""Grandma why don't you drink tea anymore?"" ""I don't like it ever since that tea bag got stuck in my throat."""

"Why women live longer than men? Because shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying bills does."

"I'm an introverted republican... ...I guess you could call me an anti-socialist."

"Do you guys remember Helen Keller jokes? What's your favorite one? I'll go. Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's a woman."

"Have you seen the features on the next-gen iPhone? Just google 'Galaxy S4 reviews'."

"Did you hear about the blind circumciser? He got the sack!"

"[Testing Cat-Human Translator] Scientist: Cat, what is your name? Cat: I AM KANG THE DESTROYER Owner: It's not working. His name is Socks."

"What's brown and sticky? A twig."