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Joke of the Day
"what would have they called founder of apple if it was a failure? Steve Jobless"
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"If I had a dollar for every time a girl found me unattractive . . . Pretty soon Id be attractive"
"There's no better feeling than laying next to the person you love And they don't know you love them Or that you're in their house again"
"What do making love in a canoe and Budweiser have in common? Both are fucking close to water."
"Yo mamma so dumb... ...her offspring think 'Yo mamma' jokes are funny!"
"Why dont they have Drivers Education and Sex Education class on the same day in Iran Because it would kill the camel"
"People who speak who speak 3 languages are trilingual People who speak 2 languages are bilingual. People who speak 1 language are Americans."
"[boxing match] Commentator: Silva is in the red shorts with green, white & yellow trim Me: the black guy. Just say Silva is the black guy"
"Why is the ice planet in Star Wars called ""Hoth""...? ...shouldn't it be ""Coldth""?"
"What would shakira be singing if she had been data scientist? Tsamina mina eh eh... ""Weka Weka"" eh eh..."