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Joke of the Day

"What do making love in a canoe and Budweiser have in common? Both are fucking close to water."

"If you are what you eat I'm a small family of ladybugs :)"

"I have a dream, that all men are created equal. Just a bunch of regular men. Like, no ""super"" men for instance - Martin Lex Luthor King"

"Dear Mom and Dad, if you can read this tweet, Congratulations!!! it's time for lesson number 10."

"What's green and smells like pork? Kermit's finger."

"I don't mean to brag about my financial skills but, my bank calls me almost everyday to tell me my debt is outstanding"

"What does Drew Carey have in his driveway? Cleveland Rocks!"

"Why do pirates love sunny weather? Because there's lots of AYE ARRR (IR) radiation!"

"Good Answer A white couple gets a black child. Angry husband asks- You white, Me white. Why is baby black? Wife- You hot, Me hot. Baby burnt!"

"What do you call a female police officer with short pubes? CuntStubble"