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Joke of the Day

"If I had a dollar for every time a girl found me unattractive . . . Pretty soon Id be attractive"

"A butcher backed into a meat grinder... He got a little behind in his work."

"Optimist: A college student who opens his wallet and expects to find money."

"I don't like how when women get married they get to keep their first name."

"Dynamite fishing Sounds like a blast"

"Why is Starbuck's coffee so high on the pH scale? It's the most basic drink there is."

"""Guys. You guys. GUYS. Guys. YOU GUYS. Guys. Guys. GUYS."" - guy who discovered ice cream"

"A death metal song about an Excel spreadsheet not doing what I want."

"Whenever I go home from work... Have to make sure to leave an hour to sober up!"

"What did the salmon say to his shy Japanese girlfriend? Don't be koi."