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Joke of the Day

"Yo mamma so dumb... ...her offspring think 'Yo mamma' jokes are funny!"

"if i'm bleeding out in an alley & you approach me w/an app that would save me, but i'd have to login using facebook, i'd be fine w/just dyin"

"I miss the things we shared together. Not the chlamydia but the rest of the stuff was cool."

"Q: What happens when a frog parks illegally? A: It gets 'toad'."

"Home alone watching porn What goes black, red,black,red,black,red,black,red, white? A negro wanking"

"Nervous about speaking in front of a crowd of people? Imagine everyone is wearing an Ed Hardy shirt"

"What do you call a lion with Down's syndrome? A leotard."

"Why do so many kids die in high school massacres? Because they aren't allowed to run in the corridors"

"Can you think of something more ironic than being a gay chiropractor? Choosing a career in which your job is to make people straight again."

"The lottery gives you a 1 in 200 million chance of not going to work tomorrow. Tequila gives you a 1 in 3 chance."