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Joke of the Day

"My doctor told me I have the vitals of someone half my age. I have no idea how he found out, but now I'll have to kill him too."

"What's a holocaust survivor's favorite movie? Gone With The Wind."

"#I #love #how #you #hashtag #a #million #words #on #all #your #instagram #pics. #i #hope #you #get #your #period #in #a #sharktank."

"My ex-girlfriend is like a chocolate She killed my dog"

"What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head ? The deceased !"

"What happened when the Jew with a boner walked into a wall? He broke his nose."

"What Do You Call A Rainy Spelling Bee? Alphabet Soup."

"On this new diet where I eat carbs and then more carbs and then the carbs cross each other out."

"My wife and I tried anal for the first time... is it supposed to hurt this much? i couldn't sit upright for a while..."

"Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill."