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Joke of the Day
"What kind of Asian dish takes away your freedoms? Kung Pao Chicken"
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"What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito? Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors."
"Who's this ""moderation"" character people keep telling me to drink with?"
"What do you call a red-headed baker? A Ginger-bread man"
"COMMERCIAL: [Woman hangs screaming from a light fitting over a gaping abyss] Narrator: FLOORS"
"Thanks for wiping down my table... a damp surface that smells like a dirty sweat sock is so much better than a few crumbs."
"This bank pen tastes like it's been in a lot of other people's mouths"
"Hmm, should I try to rip open this box with my bare hands for 20 minutes, or grab scissors & do it in 4 seconds? *starts peeling at tape*"
"One great perk about working at a funeral home... I always get to bring flowers home to my wife! (Yes, I actually work at a mortuary. No, I don't do this)"
"A buddy gave me some of his pee in a jar so I could pass a drug screen. I failed, which is weird, cause I drank ALL of it."