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Joke of the Day

"Life is like a Penis It's simple, relaxed and hanging free most of the time. It's women who make it hard."

"My friend just joined a Reggae band, he plays the triangle. He says it's pretty easy, all he has to do is... Sit at the back and ting."

"If I like my job am I a ""gruntled"" employee??"

"The guy who made my sandwiches told me Have Fun as he handed them to me. Not sure what he thinks I was gonna do wit them"

"It's not much of a tattoo. More of an inkling."

"Patient: Doctor I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient: A little down in the mouth."

"What kind of donuts will Bruce never eat again? Krispy Kreme."

"I shot my first turkey today! But I scared the hell out of everyone in the meat section."

"Why is Hillary Clinton running for President? Because it's easier than running from Law Enforcement"

"What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary? Get married on his birthday."