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Joke of the Day
"Why did jesus not go to australia? He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin."
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"If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear it... then what was a tree doing in the kitchen?"
"What do you call a Russian road with a KFC and lots of prostitutes? The Road of Bones"
"My father used to say ""Life is like a box of chocolates..."" **BECAUSE WOMEN WILL DESTROY YOU.**"
"I'm in hiding from exercise. It's called the fitness protection program."
"Why do Jewish guys get circumcised? Because Jewish women love anything 10 percent off."
"My husband gets so cranky when I come home from the pool with only a fraction of the kids I left with"
"Why is oral sex with your wife like being interviewed by the police? One slip of the tongue and your in the shit."
"Obviously chocolate was created for women It's called HERshey, not HISshey"
"What's the name of the best brewer in the world? Bock Goodale"