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Joke of the Day

"I'm in hiding from exercise. It's called the fitness protection program."

"Why did the Berlin Wall come down? It didn't match with the iron curtains."

"If laughing is good for you because you use 15 muscles, think how healthy you'll be if you're breaking a chair on someone's head every day."

"For every woman with a curve, there are several men with angles."

"If I was in a room with Trump and HRC....... and I had a gun and one bullet.... I'd shoot myself in the head...."

"According to a new study, the number of car crashes linked to marijuana has risen. Fortunately, when the cars crashed they were all going eight miles per hour."

"If there's a hardship greater than putting cheese on a cracker and having it break before it gets into your mouth I've not heard of it."

"I'm a lot like a midget orgy I've got a lot of short comings."

"Why are poodles suspicious of strangers? Because they're afraid of running into a poodaphile."

"People who live in glass houses Should pull the blinds before removing their trousers."