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Joke of the Day

"Why did the cannibal get food poisoning in India? He ate Rameet!"

"Cop: Lemme see your papers Me: Okay Cop: These are rolling papers Me: Would you look at that Cop: Sir are you high? Me: What are you, a cop?"

"I've heard rumors that desperate prostitutes use Crest Toothpaste to reduce cavities."

"How do you break a Pollock's finger? Punch him in the nose."

"Did you hear about the pedophile that never could win a race? He was always coming in a little behind."

"I masturbate so much in the shower I get wet when it rains"

"How did the hacker kill himself? Overddos."

"Why are promise rings 1/10th the price of engagement rings? They only work 10% of the time."

"I think its my mom's birthday. I should unblock her on facebook and check."

"I dated a woman once. Most confusing twenty minutes of my life."