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Joke of the Day

"a classics professor goes to a tailor... A classics professor goes to a tailor to get his trousers mended. The tailor asks: ""Euripides?"" The professor replies: ""Yes. Eumenides?"""

"Why is the new Zork game rated M for mature?? I guess it's too grue-some."

"What's the first thing you should do when confronted by an evil spirit? Try to neghostiate."

"Bill Gates: ""So today I farted in an apple store and everybody was pissed... hey, its not my fault they dont have windows!"""

"Why were the early days of history called the dark ages? There were so many Knights"

"My daughter did a cart wheel and slammed her head right into the coffee table. That's all the DNA test I need."

"I don't know why we need a special day for it, I vote for boobs every day."

"Curiosity killed the cat... NASA sincerely apologizes..."

"What's nine inches long, has a bright purple top, and made my wife cry when I fed it to her after jamming it up her ass? Her stillbirth"

"My sex life is so complex the biggest part is the imaginary one"