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Joke of the Day
"Why is the new Zork game rated M for mature?? I guess it's too grue-some."
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"I breathed a sigh of relief when I typed the letter ""y""... ...when I had to type ""analytics"" into the search bar during a presentation at work."
"Cool prank: Dig up 200 earthworms. I will tell you about the rest of the prank later"
"The most common phrase in China: ""Hey! You look familiar!"""
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"What do you get when you mix a fly, a snake head, and Mickey Mouse? The hell out of there."
"I have a friend with only one leg. He's been having some issues with stares."
"*pretends to get electrocuted when I shake your dad's hand for the first time*"
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