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Joke of the Day

"I don't know why we need a special day for it, I vote for boobs every day."

"St. Patrick's day vs Martin Luther King Jr. Day. What's the difference between St. Patrick's day and Martin Luther King day? St. Patrick's day everybody wants to be Irish."

"When I was a kid I wanted to become a pirate, and sail the open seas. But instead, I just ended up downloading a lot of movies."

"Q: What does a blonde answer to the question ""Are you sexually active?"" A: ""No I just lie there."""

"woke up to a tap on the door this morning had to call the plumber in to remove it"

"I'm white, but... Nope. Can't do one of those today. Look, I'm at a B&B on Cape Cod right now. I'm a fanny pack away from translucent."

"How British is Adele ? She would call you at least 1000 times to tell how sorry she is ."

"What do you call violence in the kitchen? Assault and pepper"

"16 Sodium atoms walk into a bar... Followed by Batman."

"You can't say America isn't inclusive and progressive The Current president is a black man and latest election was between a female and a mentally handicapped person."