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Joke of the Day
"If a Hammerhead Shark met a Nail Tail Whale.. Would they..Hit it off?"
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"What does the earth say to the moon during a solar eclipse? ""OOh, that's perfect right there. Just stay right there... Dude?..Alright, whatever... This side of the moons a dick."""
"Lindsay Lohan says she can't walk down the street without men chasing her. They're drug dealers Lindsay pay your debts.."
"Did you hear about the protests going on outside of Madison Square Garden? Everyone was yelling ""Hands up, Don't Shoot"" but J.R. Smith and Carmelo Anthony just wouldn't listen."
"What does the chemistry teacher like to do with his dead bodies after he kills 'em? Barium."
"How many Dubstep fans does it take to catch a fish? Three. One to fish and two to catch the bass as it drops."
"How do you make a Chevy Malibu float? Pour a glass of soda and add two scoops of Chevy Malibu"
"longest word in the English language - Funny but logical What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"""
"A boy asked his rich uncle for a cowboy outfit for his birthday.So the uncle bought him a used car dealership."
"What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket."