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Joke of the Day
"The invention of dildos Had a much deeper impact than previously anticipated."
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"What's better than eating a mandarin? Eating Amanda out."
"The people working at Petco.... ...hate when you refer to them as pet-ophiles."
"Goals for my kids before I had them: teach them Spanish, only use positive reinforcement, never yell. After: get them to put on pants."
"Chameleon wife: ""Does my bum look big in this dress?"" Chameleon husband: ""What dress? Where are you?"""
"What did the snake say to the cornered rat ? Hiss is the end of the line for you !"
"What do gynaecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common? They can both smell it but can't eat it."
"Every morning I wake up super pissed at my parents because I have to go to work instead of living off a trust fund."
"i have claimed all of you on my taxes as a deduction so if someone else asks tell them it is too late"
"Three midgets walk into a bar.. sorry I have hit my lowest with this one."