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Joke of the Day
"Now you can handle those nasty cuts from the comfort of your home... ... with ""Suture Self""."
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"grandma! Mommy! Mommy!. I don't want to visit Gramma! She's cold,distant and she smells funny. ""Shut up and keep digging"""
"Q: How much does it cost to get married Dad? A: I don't know son I'm still paying for it."
"Fun to hear newscasters, while their chopper hovers over an active crime scene, scold people ""the last thing the police need is spectators"""
"Everybody laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian Well, nobody's laughing now"
"A guy came to me at the bar the other day and said ""Hey bartender, I don't have much money so give me a cheap shot!"" . . I told him ""your mom is ugly and your breathe stinks"""
"What did airport security tell the Dentist? We need to give you a cavity search"
"""Playing hard to get huh?"" I say as I flip through your wedding photos on facebook."
"What happened to the octopus in the football game? He had tentackles."
"I'm a pedophile Just kidding"