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Joke of the Day
"Whats the hardest part of cooking a potato? Signing the legal guardian paperwork"
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"What does a gay horse eat Haaaaayyyy!!"
"I've decided to leave my past behind me.. So if I owed you money- I'm sorry but I've moved on."
"What do you call pizza that isn't yours? Impersonal pizza"
"I just saw an old guy pick a rubber glove out of a garbage can and put it on, and I think he might be missing the point of rubber gloves."
"Wanna hear a dirty joke? A white horse fell in a mud puddle."
"In Florida, a couple has been accused of making meth in a public library. Isn't that crazy? Florida has a library. -Conan Monologue June 12, 2014"
"What's the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator? The refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out."
"I've lost most of my hearing, but it's okay because it turns out the only thing people say to me is ""nothing, nevermind."""
"Why do the Amazons like Sundays? Because there's no mail. (Male)"