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Joke of the Day
"What does a gay horse eat Haaaaayyyy!!"
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"History Teacher: what ended in 1918 ? Student: 1917"
"What do you call a homeless orphan? Depressing"
"a red ship and a blue ship crashed on an island together the survivors were marooned."
"""Should the cabin lose pressure oxygen masks will drop from the overhead area. Please place the bag over your own mouth and nose before assisting children or other adults acting like children."""
"My wife and I are hosting a get together tonight that ends at 11:30.. We're calling it a before New Year's leave party."
"Did you here about the nun who took up knitting? She was making quite the habit of it."
"Can't ever go back to work after what my boss just said to me ""You're fired"""
"Dr. says I have an enlarged heart thanks doc I already know I'm super nice just trying to figure out why I can't breathe when I eat chips"
"I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly."